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An Adult: A person who has
stopped growing at both ends, and is now growing in the middle.
How Sharks Fish
I found a wood that can lower your golf
it's called a pencil
How's this for an exercise bike?
Golf Course Sign
If you watch the way most motorist drive you will soon
reach the conclusion
that the most dangerous part is ................ the
nut behind the wheel
Does advertisement work ?
THE MAGIC ROOM
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by
themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?” The father
(having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what
it is.” While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an
old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between
them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his
father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls
opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman
stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go
Growing Your Game
A young man who was an avid golfer found himself with a
few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,
he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to
tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany
the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the
old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't
hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a
tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and
directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old
man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right
over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung
hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded
back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I
was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."
??? WHY WOMEN CAN'T FIX CARS ???
Ah, now I understand!
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,
Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the
motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and
asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix
put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks,
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba
driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you git
give it to me," Bubba replied.
give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but
a new truck?
Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County
6, in the middle of
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and
headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw
off all her clothes and said,
take whatever you want.'
I took the truck!"
yore a smart man! Them
clothes woulda never fit ya!"
Y -- people born between 1977 - 1989
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